One of the things that can put a smile on your face and give you a chuckle at the end of your day is reading humorous quotes. Choose your Quote of the Day!
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary. It’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” Bill Cosby is well known to a generation of fans for his hit television show “The Cosby Show” but for those people over the age of 35, he’s also known for his hit comedy routines including iconic characters that he created like Fat Albert.
“The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.” Natalie Wood may not be a common household name in this day and age, for anyone under the age of 40, but for baby boomers she was once a household name. Her performances in movies like Miracle on 34th Street are still loves by movie fans today and help solidify her position as one of the leading actresses of the 20th Century.
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” Frank Sinatra may have been well known for music and entertaining career during his lifetime but what he’s also known for is his love of drinking and partying with his Hollywood friends like Dean Martin.
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” Rodney Dangerfield is best known for his hit performances in movies like Caddy Shack and his hit stand-up comedy routines that left many audiences laughing to the point of tears during his lifetime.
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” Chris Rock is best known for his hit comedy shows, television work and films that have made him an international star.